#i think this counts as an incorrect quote

[stars-obsession-pit]

Danny: “You’ll never take me alive!”

Danny: *transforms into Phantom*

Danny: “Okay, now we can go.”

[boneyspades]

fanon Virgil: uwu I'm a widdle anxious smol bean fear me >_< I'm not cute but I act like a fucking baby so you HAVE to think I am :3 ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧💖🩷✨🥺🥰

fanon Logan: RAAAAH I LOVE ALCHOHOL RAAAAAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾🥂🍾🍾

[zzoupz]

they are siblings to me BTW

[braxix]

Elrond: How many cousins do we have?

Celebrimbor: Alive? Us, Galadriel, and Gil-Galad.

Elrond: Dead?

Celebrimbor: Way too many.

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Chat, I regret to inform you that I have added a new hyperfixation…so…

Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

Alice: Hold the fuck up.

Also Alice, crawling into Lilia’s lap: It’s me. I’m the fuck up. Hold me.

Rio: I have an idea!

Jen: No murder.

Rio, sighing petulantly: I no longer have an idea.

Lilia: I have a bad feeling about this…

Agatha: What do you mean?

Alice: Don’t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Agatha: No.

Jen: That actually explains so much.

Lilia: As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had this little voice in my head telling me to “live it up today, because there’s not gonna be a lot of tomorrows”.

Agatha: You do realize there’s medication designed to get rid of those kinds of voices, right?

Teen: A bird flew in through my window and I’m trying to befriend it.

*later*

Agatha: Why don’t you quit bothering me and go talk to your bird friend?

Teen: Matthew and I are not speaking at the moment.

*the coven, huddling together behind a makeshift shelter to shield themselves from repeated gunshots*

Alice, hastily shoving the others behind her so she can return fire: Agatha, do you have any idea who would want to shoot you?!

Agatha, squashed between Jen and Rio: Many people want to shoot me. I take great pride in that!

Jen, glaring at the group as she hands over bail money:

Alice, tapping her shoulder: What about Teen?

Jen, glaring more: I’ve got to bail him out too? Where’s Agatha?

Teen: No one called her. We used Lilia’s phone call to call Alice and Rio’s to call you. Then Rio used my phone call to vote for American Idol.

Rio: :)

Jen: Rio isn’t answering her phone.

Agatha: Here, I’ll try.

Jen: Alice and I have tried six times each, what makes you think that-

Rio, picking up on the first ring: Hey, sweetheart.

Agatha: The ends always justify the means!

Jen: Do you know who said that?

Agatha: Was it Oprah or someone nice and great like that?

Jen: It was Machiavelli. A decidedly non-Oprah like person.

Jen: I bet you didn’t even finish the thing I asked you to get done!

Agatha: For your information, I most certainly did! Got it done last night!

Teen, whispering to Agatha: You didn’t get it done, did you?

Agatha, whispering back: I don’t even know what she’s talking about.

Lilia: I am at a loss for words!

Teen, glancing at the camera like his mom like he’s on The Office: Despite being lost for words, Lilia yelled at us for the next 45 minutes.

Agatha, carrying Señor Scratchy out of the room:

Señor Scratchy: *snuggles under her chin*

Agatha, kissing his head: You are being punished. Please stop being adorable. I love you.

Teen: I got a trampoline tent for summer sleepovers!

Jen, whispering to the other adult witches: …think of all the sex.

Alice: There are two types of people.

Rio: If you wanted to eat someone, you could put a fire under it and slowly roast them :)

Lilia: …three. Three types of people.

Jen, cautiously: I can’t believe I didn’t notice this before, but…Teen, you are a little crazy.

Teen: Aren’t we all a little crazy here, Jen?

Jen: No, I mean you’re aging-ballerina, child-chess-prodigy, professional magician kind of crazy.

Teen: It’s my mom’s fault. You know, we come from a Jewish family, but she used to tell me the reason Santa didn’t come was because my room was too dirty.

Rio: I’ve come looking for trouble. And if I can’t find trouble, I WILL create some.

Alice: Do you trust me?

Lilia, smiling proudly at her: Yes.

Alice, who has been completely panicking: Wait, what? Why?!

Agatha, awkwardly glancing around for help: Er…Alice, I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what to say to people who are crying. So I’m just gonna hope that the tone of my voice makes you think I do, okay, sweetie?

Alice, sniffling: …thanks, Agatha.

Agatha, patting her on the back with a bit too much enthusiasm: No problem, kid.

Lilia: I told Agatha about it weeks ago!

Teen: She WHAT?

Agatha: What??? Lilia says insane shit all the time, how was I supposed to know this one was true?!

Lilia: Bank accounts are a sham created by the shadow government!

Agatha: SEE?!

BONUS:

Wanda, watching from the afterlife: so…when exactly do kids grow out of that whole emo, rebellious stage?

Lorna, shrugging: I don’t know. Alice is still in it.

[murasaki-cha]

Choi Han: *about the Thames* Cale-nim why is your family so frustrating?

Cale: *also frustrated but weirdly defensive* Why is your family Choi Jung Gun?

Choi Han: .....

Choi Jung Soo: ....dude

[lizardpersonyknow]

Tim, attempting to defend his kill count: Look it was a high stress situation ok! And I was stuck in fight or flight mode! Y'know, the instincts of every human?

Duke: you are trying to tell me that you were so stressed you reverted to your basic instincts

Tim: yes!!

Damian, reluctantly approving: and your instincts are mass murder?

(Dick, in background: yeah that's Tim)

Tim: noooo... It was make things go boom?

Jason, nodding sagely: I get that too, in fact I was under very high stress when I...

Bruce, almost frantic: when you helped people. Because you are. Supposed. To. help. People.

[alien-slushie]

Clopeh: How old is your dad-

Raon: Too old for you and he's busy! Stay away from my father! STAY AWAY from my father!

[draco-glacialis]

Jen: Fuck you.

Lilia: No you.

Jen: I'm down.

Lilia: You're like 2, what the fuck-

Jen: I AM NOT 2!

[cashandandrogyny]

fall out boy circa 2005

Pete: I think we should kiss

Patrick: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want

[here-comes-the-moose]

*sometime when they were younger*

Wrecker: Hey bro what’s your body count?

Crosshair, thinking: I don’t know, like thirty now.

Wrecker: OH MY FORCE YOU ARE A HOE!

Crosshair: How would that make me a hoe- oh are we taking about how many people I’ve slept with? Well, I haven’t done that yet.

Wrecker: Then… what does thirty mean?

Crosshair: …

Wrecker: BRO WHAT DOES THIRTY MEAN???

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: i lovve you…

FEFERI: Swordfis)( slas)( to the c)(est. And you’re on fire.

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

How the GLs see Teen Lantern according to YJ writers: How dare you pretend to be a Green Lantern you are under arrest!!1! Where did you get that gauntlet hand it over right now! You are nothing but gutter trash unworthy to be a space cop reeeeee

How the Green Lanterns actually see Keli: A child?? Precious. Can we keep her? Too bad, we've only had her for a day and if anything happens to her we'll kill everyone and then ourselves. She is our baby, you can't have this one Batman!

[hajidumps]

Alberu: What are we?

Choi Han: People

Alberu: No, like truly what are we?

Cale: You're a dark elf and we're korean

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo: valentine’s day is a corporate holiday it isn’t even that special

trucy: you were just yelling and blushing for three hours because klavier got you a bear that says “i wuv you bear-y much”

apollo: that’s not fair those emotions were because i’m afflicted with feelings for klavier and NOT because of capitalism induced romance

[murasaki-cha]

I haven't been able to get this out of my head